Legendary cinematic auteur Andy Sidaris more than lives up to his guiding principle of "Bullets, Bombs, and Babes" with this action-packed masterpiece. Dona Speir (Miss March, 1984), Hope Marie Carlton (Miss July, 1985) and a handful of other Playboy models keep America safe from vicious drug lords as special government agents- who are all stationed on a remote Hawaiian island for some reason. Get ready for death-defying action, suspense, and a whole lot of shower and hot tub scenes!

Warning: As you can imagine with so many Playboy Playmates, there is ample gratuitous nudity, so it is definitely a "Hard R". On the other hand, you might be considered the coolest parent ever if you bring your teenage son (just sayin'...totally your call).

There's a whole lot of classic Hong Kong action films to choose from, but there is only one Rikki-Oh. Adapted from the legendary manga, Hong Kong bad boy director Lam Nai-Choi combines early 90s kung-fu and Hershel Gordon Lewis splatter films in an eye-popping (literally!), brain-frying revenge story of epically wild proportions. Truly unforgettable cinema.

Warning: It's 18+ only for this one. Also, if you are on the squeamish side, better not come on a full stomach. The violence might be wacky and the special effects terrible, but…woof...it's a real roller-coaster ride of a flick.

Believe it or not, It's the 20th anniversary of Snakes On A Plane!! See the film that set the early days of social media (if not the box office) aflame when its title was revealed on the internet a few months before it premiered. Make sure to scream when Samuel L. Jackson growls out his famous line!

Bonus: In keeping with the spirit of "not quite refined" earlier CGI, we are giving out free digital snake downloads for everyone who shows up ( we still haven't quite figured out how we are going to do this, but we'll make it happen. Trust us).